My dear HUSBAND

Raising a husband can be an exhausting task. Nevertheless, Husbands are amazing creatures. They are generally great guys. I love when small house chores that they do, and like a child, they would come to you pretending to have moved a couple of mountains; that's absolutely adorable.  

So, Janhit mein jaari (Issued in the public interest)10 things every husband should know that we know:

1. We know when you are looking at women. So when we ask you if you were, just say yes. "Oh, are you talking about the girl in the white top? No, I wasn't looking at her." this is not the reply we want to hear. 

2. We know what you mean when you say, "You always look good, fat or thin." when we ask you if we look fat. Trust me, please lie. We have eyes; we know we look fat, we just don't want to hear it from you - directly or indirectly.

3. We know why you have a bored expression on your face when we cook in compared to when you have your mom's cooked food and act as if you are eating after centuries.

4. We know you roll your eyes 360 degrees whenever we drive or fill a cheque. 

5. We notice that you engage us in a conversation or close our eyes whenever a violent scene comes up on the TV. Thank you for that. 

6. We know every time you take the blame in order to protect us from getting scolded by either set of parents. Thank you.

7. We know you enjoy getting gifts. So, stop making faces and pretend to be angry when we bring you one.

8. We know you are scared of mice, cockroaches, lizards, and ghosts. So, stop acting macho. We also know you completely lose it when you see us cry. For us, that's pretty amusing. I enjoy it when you tiptoe around me when I am PMSing.

9. We know all the small things you do, like reclining our car seat when we dose off or preparing breakfast in the morning when we are unwell and mansplaining even the simplest things because you think we are duffers (I hate this)... we know. 

10. We know you wear pants in the house, but you need to remember you wear the pants we choose for you.

You are our partners. You are our constant companions for better or worse, and we appreciate everything you do. We just don't tell you, and we would like to keep it that way. 

I am participating in Blogging from A-Z challenge 2022, and this is my post for H - My dear Husband